Gwen / Guinevere


Aries • April 3rd • 23
Genderfuck • Futch-Gender • Lesbian
Se/Hir • She/Her • They/Them


Interests


Television

• My Little Pony
• JJBA (Mostly P6)
• Godzilla
• Gremlins
• General Horror
• Etc.


Music

• AURORA
• Florence + the Machine
• Hozier
• Billie Eilish
• Ashnikko
• Etc.

Games

• Pokemon
• Animal Crossing
• Binding of Issac
• Minecraft
• World of Warcraft
• Etc.


Novel Interests

• 80's Garfield
• Witchcraft
• Thrifting
• Various Crafts
• Bones
• Bugs and Snakes
• Etc.

About Me


I have ADHD and change hyperfixations very slowly because I have a hard time trying new things.


I'm very direct and do not like people who avoid needed confrontation/ beat around the bush. Shit or get off the pot.


Because of my chronic pain, I'm more attached to my bones than my flesh. If you refer to me as a skeleton it makes my day. I do not like internet skeleton meme jokes, so please just don't.


I'm a futch, and my lesbian identity is extremely important to me. I do not believe that “futch” is in the middle of a slider scale between butch and femme. My “futch” embodies both and creates a new being that makes my gender whole. I would love to explain it to others, but I don’t know if I can. I just “am”.

I love thrifting/ fleaing/ antiquing and tend to feel a lot of empathy for old and abandoned goods. I buy things to give them love.


I'm an Eclectic Witch, which means I do not adhere to any particular religion or ideology. I try to put my magic into everything I create or do with my hands, be it crafting, art, cleaning, or comforting other people. My magic is in intent from the self.


I love nature, but unfortunately, it overstimulates me very easily. I love insects/ arachnids/ reptiles, but I have an irrational fear of things getting tangled in my hair (which bugs do so much) so I still may jump and run from them when trying to observe. When I can manage, I love to take walks through the woods, collect bits and bobs left behind and occasionally fish or kayak.

Comfort Characters

This ain't a kin list. If you call it that, I'll kill you. This is a list of the small number of characters that fill my little ADHD brain with love just looking at them. Some of them have a headcanon profile if you click on them! The characters with stars by their names are the ones that are the closest to me/ that I heavily project onto.


★Jolyne Cujoh

★Hermes Costello

★Foo Fighters

★Gwess

Miraschon

Miu Miu

Fizzy

Gingerbread

★Twilight Sparkle

Tempest Shadow

Garfield

Gigan

Little Godzilla

Bowser

Asgore Dreemurr

Kirby

Mew

Popuko and Pipimi

★Jolyne Cujoh

Futch Lesbian
She/Her


Loves Hermes. A lot. But she doesn’t know, because it only seems to manifest in the desire to impress the woman at all times. Finds it frustrating that she doesn’t often return the “friendly” PDA, but is very understanding towards the discomfort she has about herself.


Is very ADHD, so her decisions are heavily based on intuitive impulse. They’re a little less intuitive when she’s panicking. She was able to overcome Jailhouse Lock because of her lifelong experience with memory loss.


Is very clingy towards the people she cares the most about. God forbid she’s dating you. If she gets too excited, you have to wrangle her in every once in a while. Ironically, she enjoys playfully bullying and annoying the shit out of them as well.


Can’t cook for shit, and lacks a lot of life skills. She believes her street smarts make up for it, but only because her life has never been slow enough for her to think about being domestic.


Tried to smoke weed once. Almost died.


Still holds much animosity towards Gwess. Rightfully so, but over time, her cellmate has shown traits that remind her of some of her own weaker points, and she hates that. She wants to be rid of the discomfort between them, but Jolyne can’t bring herself to trust her being as vindictive and guarded as she is.

Loves Foo Fighters as well. A lot. Is also very worried about her. She thinks the Stand is too reckless with her body for a creature that would die without it. But she likes listening to her ramble. She isn’t smart enough to get most of it, but Foo being excited is enough to make her happy.


Somehow inherited her dad’s attitude towards gender. They both believe that they have to be as masculine as they can to be taken seriously, but Jolyne’s experience with her father and her outwardly loving nature have made it less severe for her.


Romeo was a very unfortunate comphet boyfriend, but she’s unable to see her feelings for Hermes as a crush because her repetitive trauma with men has left her hesitant to explore love.


Can drive a motorcycle, but can barely drive cars.


Is absolutely terrified of losing Emporio for any reason. She’s willing to sacrifice the quality of her own life to ensure that she doesn’t perceive herself as abandoning him and mirroring her father.


Being around Hermes (who is a comfortable amount of masculine for her) really helps her slowly come to discover and accept her queerness. Her father was never really much help due to his reclusiveness, but Hermes is confident and experienced.

★Hermes Costello

Butch Lesbian
She/Her


She thinks Jolyne is really cool, but in the same way an alligator in a snapback on a skateboard would be cool. Her openness with affection intimidates her, but she’d be lying if she said she didn’t wish she could love her… Too bad she thinks the girl’s straight… for now.


Could not commit to helping her father and Gloria run the restaurant because she feared ruining such an important factor of their family. She wanted to put her effort into cross-country, hoping to bring in good money doing something without too many attachments that she knew she was good at.


Has trauma relating to the constant expectation placed upon her to mirror Gloria in every way, and her identity was a result of that trauma and need to feel as far from her sister as she could possibly be. Her tight grip on herself has very slowly loosened over the years, even so far as to where she unknowingly has become a very Gloria-like figure towards Jolyne and Emporio.


Opposite to Jolyne, she’s not comfortable with the idea of raising a kid, and believes that Emporio needs something more than they can provide to live a happy, full rest of his childhood.


Despite her intelligence, maturity and strong personality, she secretly feels lost in life. She came from a home that instilled in her the need to care for her family, but she has none left. She had ambitions, but they were ripped away from her. She feels that she’s been reduced to living life day by day.

Finds Foo Fighters strange and awkward. It took some time for her to trust her, but she can see the pure goodness in her heart. Sometimes she very shamefully finds herself jealous of the time Jolyne and Foo might spend together, but she would never bring it up.


She still greatly loves cooking, because it reminds her of her time at home and outside of work when everyone in the family was happy. She retained the majority of what her father taught her.


Is fairly uncomfortable with PDA, platonic or romantic. She’s more focused on action, and is much more likely to return affections in private, which is a luxury in prison. This is because she’s used to affections being somewhat rough and competitive, having spent her gay youth alone and in the bar scene. Neither her father nor her sister ever learned about her sexuality. She considers herself a stone butch because of her unfortunate adverse reaction to such intimate contact.


Is actually a very strong runner, and was well on her way to being a candidate for a cross-country scholarship before she was forced to drop it. She still runs every so often to clear her mind, but she laments the loss of the only dream she feels she ever had.


She taught herself how to do her hair because she absolutely hated having Gloria mess with it. If she removes her braids, her hair will practically explode.

★Foo Fighters

Plankton (No labels. Associates most closely with women.)
She/They


Cares about Jolyne more than her own life, because she believes the girl gave her that life. Wants to stay by her side forever, and is unaware that this would be considered a “relationship”. Absolutely loves Jolyne’s PDA.


Is always making silent observations about what it means to be human. Many of them leave her with more questions than answers, and she hates that she seems to fit in well enough without fully knowing how she’s doing it.


She keeps count of every single book she’s ever read, and she actually reads and retains information very quickly.


Loves looking at the stars, but she doesn’t get to see them often.


Probably talks to bugs and small animals.


Would absolutely be in a committed relationship with Jolyne if she knew what such a thing was. Being inhuman, she has no personal metric for love or sexuality, so her love can only be shown through her undying loyalty and mirroring Jolyne’s own affections.

Still sometimes finds Hermes intimidating and feels like the woman doesn’t like her too much, but she wishes they could get closer. She believes the two may have more in common than expected.


Since she’s merely piloting Atroe’s body, her sense of touch is severely dulled. Her pain-tolerance is extreme and is often the subject of many stupid experiments conducted by Jolyne and Hermes.


She’s an excellent shooter, and has become fascinated with the handful of cowboy and spy movies they have in the lounge because of this.


Enjoys studying human anatomy, and has often joked about “creating new and useful body parts” for herself with her abilities… Well, half-joked.


Really enjoys exchanging information on her interests back and forth with Emporio, but is often unaware that he needs to be treated differently as a child.


Her body swells in weight the healthier her colony is. A fat Foo is a happy Foo.

★Gwess

Questioning Bisexual
She/Her


Is intimidated and often inwardly annoyed by Miu Miu, but the positive validation the woman gives her for falling in line is enough to keep her subservient.


Suffers from attachment/ abandonment issues and anxiety, along with having undiagnosed autism. She blames the start of these issues on her parents' divorce early in her childhood. She often picks her lips and fingers compulsively.


Grew up in the Florida boonies with her father. Isn’t full country, but she spent a lot of her childhood around the swamps/ marshes.


Vented her emotions by burning dry trash piles or old, dilapidated and abandoned structures in the wilderness like sheds or cabin frames.


Is internet illiterate. You could tell her slang words mean anything and she’d believe you.


Is very messily figuring out her sexuality as an adult, because she was conditioned to repress herself in her youth by her religious parents.


Developed a mild form of post-treatment Lyme disease syndrome after a case in her early teens. Her symptoms include occasional joint pain and fatigue, so she avoids heavy activity.

Finds Miraschon fairly easy to hang around. Wishes she was more affectionate, but the fellow prisoner doesn’t talk over her. She doesn’t even notice most of the time if something of hers goes missing after a visit. Has become rather fond of her, but struggles to analyze her own feelings.


Her Stand only works when either her confidence or desperation have reached their height, and she herself believes that she can overpower the person. She can’t just shrink anyone she wants on command, and being ignorant about Stands, she often believes Goo Goo Dolls doesn’t like her too much because of this.


Her sentence in Stone Ocean involved unintentionally almost killing a recent ex-boyfriend in a fire. The court did not accept her “unintentional” claim with her existing record and history with the victim.


Has a few childish interests including Disney movies, My Little Pony and the in-universe equivalent of Calico Critters. She enjoys small, cute things that she can collect in swarms. They make her feel like a benevolent god. Her favorite pony is Glory from Gen 1.


Develops a big fat crush on anyone who's ever kicked her ass. Being cellmates with Jolyne is driving her absolutely bonkers.

Miraschon

Trans Lesbian
She/Her


Secretly feels somewhat protective of Gwess from Miu Miu. She also believes the girl is pathetic but has some budding amount of hope within her. Hangs around her thinking some of that might rub off on her. Is slowly developing feelings for her, but believes herself to be undeserving of many forms of happiness, including close relationships.


Feels used and manipulated by Miu Miu and Whitesnake, and wants to avoid Gwess falling to the same fate. She would never admit that, though, and all of her protective efforts are “under the table”.


She has a very dry personality and sense of humor, having almost permanently adapted into her poker-face. Every once in a while, more intense emotions slip through, especially when putting on an act, but it hasn’t happened as much since she lost to Jolyne and lost her chance at parole.


Still steals from Gwess, but she’s only been stealing things the girl wouldn’t miss. Taking what she thinks she needs is just hardwired into her.

Thinks Miu Miu is an obnoxious and pompous bitch. She sees the guard as a bad influence upon Gwess that wouldn’t mind putting the younger prisoner through hell. Would probably beat the shit out of her and take her place in the prison hierarchy if she wasn’t so sensible.


Developed her gambling addiction when she discovered that she was a particularly good manipulator herself. Thrives off of swindling those who would underestimate her and let their guard down. She scammed many a businessman in her younger years this way.


For the most part, most of the women’s prison finds her uninteresting. This is on purpose.


She can do a few sleight-of-hand tricks, and Gwess frequently asks to see them.


Her sentence came after a failed robbery that was meant to subsidize her debts. After the death of her single mother, who she helped support most of her life, she hit a rough patch of recklessness where she made too many losses to pay back.

Miu Miu

Bisexual (Masculine preference.)
She/Her


Evil big nasty pig bitch. Hate her. The comfort she brings me is me thinking that her being the worst, nastiest white bitch she can be is hilarious. She's literally the head guard of the women's prison. She should have been more of a villain instead of a side fight.


She and Miraschon only really talked when the prisoner was required to report to her as a middleman for Whitesnake. She finds her rather boring, but she at least does as she’s told.


The prison pays her around 75K a year, but she still enjoys bolstering her paycheck with bribes and hush money.


She is Whitesnake’s top agent in the women’s prison, being the middleman between him and his Stand User lackeys. She is unaware that Pucci is her counterpart in the men’s prison.


If she didn’t have the power and charisma that she does, it would be a lot easier to see her as the messy, trashy bitch she is.


Oink oink bitch.

Thinks Gwess is a pathetic little mouse of a person, but is amused by her unusual personality and often finds use for her eager-to-please attitude.


Disguises herself as a prisoner to keep up with prison gossip. The wealth of information she gathers straight from the prisoners' mouths makes her very adept at blackmail. Only a very select few prisoners know that she is actually staff.


Literally everything in her wardrobe is designer, but it’s either stolen or second-hand. The majority of her makeup and perfume is stolen testers or samples. She can afford all of it; she just prefers to think of herself as “thrifty”.


Isn’t afraid to use her feminine wiles to get what she wants, only because it’s easy for her.


Hates romance movies with wholly happy endings. She thinks they’re boring.


She is a born Stand User, and ended up giving a handful of her childhood peers brain damage with an immature and uncontrolled Jailhouse Lock.

★Twilight Sparkle

Bisexual
She/Her


She has a big dumb crush on Tempest. Shows it by doting on the reformed mare, but she's afraid of being overbearing. She still is.


Was a "gifted kid". The pressure to retain that level of success is still very prevalent.


She loves going to art museums, but genuinely knows jack shit about art. She likes it because she feels like she can just turn her brain off and look at all of the pretty colors.

Like Jolyne, is ADHD as hell. However, she's managed to mostly wrangle it in, and has obviously put her focus and passion to good use. That isn't to say she still doesn't stay up all night researching constellations on accident every once in a while.


Actually embodies both aspects of Day and Night, leaving her in the middle. I have an alt. design for her to reflect this. (See below for alt design.)

Tempest Shadow

Butch Lesbian
She/Him


Thinks Twilight is very cute, but their history and Twilight's status as ruler of Equestria makes her hesitant to act. That's the only reason she puts up with the princess's excessive doting. If it was anypony else, she'd beat their face in.


She's taken up a small plant hobby since her reformation. It's a quiet effort that makes her feel like she's doing something good.

Has refused all offers to attempt to fix her horn, to many creatures' disbelief. She's comfortable in who she became without it and feels like fixing it would undo all of the work she put in to accepting herself.


She spends her time doing odd-jobs for the important residents of Ponyville. When she doesn't have a job, she remains somewhat reclusive.

Before You Follow


I have two BYF sections. My Do Not Interact and my Will Not Interact. DNI contents get a block, no exceptions. My WNI either needs to be tagged or will result in a unfollow/ no follow back if you post them too heavily; otherwise, I will ignore. These are subject to additions in the future. Changes will be made on a case-by-case basis.


Do Not Interact


All the obvious shit I should not have to say. Bigotry and stupidity.

I am not "proship" or "anti-anti" friendly. Don't give a shit about fandom discourse. I'm just normal. Don't like people who defend it either.


I am not TERF/ Transmed/ Gender Essentialist friendly.

You think Bi/Pan Lesbians ARE valid or DON'T think Alt. Pronoun Lesbians/ Gays are valid.

People who are weirdly fixated on being problematic or supporting problematic content creators.

People under 15 years old. I don't post much NSFW to my main but I am an adult and talk about adult things sometimes.


You rely too heavily on shocking content, especially involving characters you find attractive, real people, etc.

Discourse accounts and other shit don't even bother.

Will Not Interact


Anasui/ Annakiss. I won't hunt you down if you like him, but I want him to stay away from me. Especially ship shit with him and Jolyne/ Irene. He's disgusting towards a character I project onto without repercussions and is a trigger for me. Please tag him and Analyne ship content.

Startracker from MLP. Same reason as Anasui. Please tag him and Startracker/ Twilight ship content.

If you're someone who calls Gwess insane and evil or only likes her for fetish purposes, I don't want to discuss her with you. I've done a lot of meaningful, more realistic delopment with her and am not interested in hentai weirdo conversations.

Gender Swaps

Tequila characters and other shitty "haha Araki homo milf hunter" reddit jokes.

La Squadra stans have to earn my trust. I am wary of you by default. Especially Melone/ Cioccolata stans.

Attack on Titan, Hetalia, other ugly-ass animes.

Vizziepop Content

Other "problematic" hyperfixations. I don't really care if you insist you consume it critically; I won't engage in it with you.

I don't want to debate Pan or Ace discourse. It's never productive on social media. No I'm not "-phobic" so don't assume shit if you're the kind to assume.

My Art

I do a ton of different types of art. Here are a few of my favorite examples of what I've done! Will be updated every once in a while with new stuff. Click a preview to see the full piece.


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